His Legacy
Is Depravity
Monuments of mockery are rare
But this one is necessary
Preempting Their Hagiography
Is Critical
Truth First
Then Reconciliation
Concept
On State, City, or Tribal Land
Via Initiatives or Legislation
•
On Rural or Urban Private Land
•
Minnesota? Capital Beltway? Podunk Nowhere?
Reality
It's the Thought That Counts
Launch the Campaign
Create Controversy
Shape Current & Long-Term Narratives
Primed for Attack
Analog & Digital
Targeting the Enablers
Everyone Knows
He's a Piece of Shit
Let's Codify That:
- Products and messages to reach the disengaged, wedge wavering MAGAs & independents, and energize team blue
- Guerilla tactics and public reactions fuel social media
- Every Republican is game; let them defend him
- Onslaught to spawn bottom-up knock-offs and TikTok virality
- Hybrid campaign – Astroturf accelerant for grassroots fervor
- Triggering Trump sets up an epic free speech battle
- Branding Republican betrayal yields lasting benefits
- Ripe for scores of millions, US & worldwide
- Tools for relentless derision – from influencers, musicians, artists, comedians & plain folk
- Thesis is high bang/buck ratio with viral blockbuster potential
- Digital ads, broadcast ads, profit makers, loss leaders, freebies, fundraisers, auctions, swag, publicity stunts, and so many memes…
- The time is now: before the midterms & before he croaks
Open for Business
Aggressive Truth
Stand-Out Capability
High Visibility Locations
Est. heavy vinyl, detailed character, 30', China, Landed, $15,000
Tag Republican Enablers
Est. heavy nylon, detailed character, 8', China, Landed, 10,000 units $27–$37 ea.
All of Them
Large version on a barge from Liberty Island up the Hudson — visible from the Cuomo Bridge (I-287), congressional district NY-17 and shore communities
Local Activists Can Hit Local Candidates
Universal Messaging
Multi-Lingual
Potential Best Seller
Potential Trouble
Potential Gloating
Halloween & Postmortem Options
More Halloween
Pillowcase style sign cover and peel-and-stick fabric eye covers
Changeable Parts if Edema Gets Him
Pillowcase style sign cover and peel-and-stick fabric eye covers
QR Codes & URLs to Inform & Enlist
This must be integral to any campaign. Offer the uninitiated organized, easily digestible info.
Commissioned Artwork for Auction?
Summer Fun
Est. 100,000 × 24" full printing, thick phthalate-free PVC, factory direct China at $1.45 ea.
Est. 100,000 × 24" full printing, thick phthalate-free PVC, factory direct China at $1.45 ea.
Turd Balls
Flags
Rubber Stamps
Toys
More Toys
College!
Hats & T's
Millions of Stickers to the Angry Masses
Stickers Upon Stickers Distributed
Est. 4–20¢ ea. 2–3" round, quality vinyl over $10K units, USA + bulk discounts
Billboards
Banners
Drone Shows
Yard Signs
Convention Diversions
Lexicon Builders
Good Clean Fun
Bucket Kicking Cake Toppers
It's Endless
Secured Domains
and Handles
- MountTurdmore.com (.net, .info, .org)
- RepublicansBetrayedYou.com (.net, .info, .org)
- CourseCorrectAmerica.com
- @MountTurdmore (X, Bluesky)
- MountTurdmore (Etsy, Shopify)
- mountturdmore (Facebook, Instagram, TikTok)
- MountTurdmore@gmail.com • Mount Turdmore (YouTube)
Founder Resume
John J Lawler
- 1983 • AGS Colorado Mountain College (yay)
- 1986 • BFA San Francisco Art Institute Photography
- 1992 • MA Education, Humboldt State University Environmental Education
- 1993–94 • National Audubon Society Created, art-directed, wrote, and distributed grade school curriculum/events where kids made animal and plant costumes for Halloween
- 1994–95 • United Nations Environment Programme Global Youth Forum Organized 40+ workshops for attendees
- 1995–97 • Fresh Tracks Launched and folded an environmental education toy company
- 1998–Present • Owner, DiscoverTown Tours San Francisco tour reseller
- 2003–24 • Politicrazy Sold ~6,000 inflatable Bushocchios, made a giant one
- 2003–2006 • Coyoteland Toys The Backpack Bear and Family
- 2007–2018 • Marketing Director Through saga of startups in funds and projects across green buildings, prefabs, solar farms, solar for telecom
Let's Do This!
